PSA

My period is about 106 days late but I think it’s just stress. I’ve been stress-eating, and stress-crying, and stress-frequently-peeing.

Someone at the grocery store suggested that I was pregnant but that’s impossible because 1) I’m still breastfeeding, 2) I’m breastfeeding a baby, my own baby, who is not yet one year old, and perhaps most importantly, 3) Hubby and I use the pull-out method, which everyone knows is infallible for non-teenagers.

Me, pregnant again — Imagine!!

P.S. I am totally pregnant.
P.S.A. You heard it here first: the pull-out method is not a reliable form of birth control.